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Does your labia need a makeover?

January 14, 2010

Oh dear god no.

Via debontherocks:

In all, My New Pink Button makes me want to go all ninja labia avenger and throw mirror parties and finally rename The Vagina Monologues The Labia Monologues and stage actions where women jump on stages and proclaim “Bing cherry in da house!” or “Little Barbie Dream Corvette, baby!” or “This latte was made with a dash of cinnamon!” or “If you want me to change colors, put some lipstick where your mouth is, mister, and let’s get going!”
Are you in?

3 Comments leave one →
  1. Lisa permalink
    January 15, 2010 12:52 PM

    This is great. Because I sit around everyday thinking that my labia need to be a little pinker. And wishing that there were more cosmetic products to put on my genitals. Next they’ll be claiming that “labia discoloration” is a medical condition and trying to prescribe meds for it a la Latisse.

  2. Lisa permalink
    January 17, 2010 11:24 AM

    UPDATE: A fellow blogger has tried My New Pink Button (in the name of science of course). Read about it here.

    • happybodies permalink
      January 18, 2010 12:25 PM

      And they use the phrase vagazzling! love it.

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